People that Can’t Believe that Someone Might not Like Their Favorite Band

Has this ever happened to you?

A new friend or acquaintance poops a little when you admit that you don’t really care for Death Cab for Cutie..

Dear everyone who thinks that Ben Gibbard is the most talented man in the world, Google "itunes", download it, and have fun exploring music.

A white guy in your extended group of friends looks really confused when you make a joke about Coldplay

Oh! You like safe white guys who sing about sad things? Check out Coldplay! They'll make you feel like you're on your period or your money back!!

Someone asks you what your favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song is and doesn’t seem to believe you when you answer, “I don’t really listen to them.”

You know who I really wish would rest in peace?...It's not California...

Your dad acts like you just took a dump in your grandmother’s urn when you question Bono’s ideology.

If I tell you the coolest new thing in philanthropy is "not wearing stupid sunglasses for the blind," will you finally, finally, finally stop!

Don’t worry. You’re not the naive one  in this situation. This is a correctional message to all people who are ignorantly in love with their favorite bands but still join groups on Facebook, attempting to get a vegetable more friends then Nickelback (who I also wish would stop playing music).