Soup
What caveman woke up one day and though, “Gee, I sure do hate eating food AAAAND drinking water…it’s just so much work…but I gotta do both to live! ………Maybe I’ll just do both…at the same time!!!”
WRONG! Soup is stupid. I’m not saying it tastes bad, don’t get me wrong. I just think it’s the stupidest food ever. How could you explain soup to an alien without sounding like Tarzan? You couldn’t!
Frankly, the very worst part about soup is that how unappetizing it looks! For example, here’s a visual list of soups, each captioned with a disgusting counterpart.
1) Ajiaco Soup
2) Red Bean Soup
3) Borscht
4) Goulash
5) Lentil Soup
6) Vichyssoise
7) Gazpachos Manchegos
8 ) Mulligatawny
9) Canh Chua
10) Chicken-Noodle Soup (yep.)
If I had been crawling through the desert for days and one of these soups were the first food offered to me when I reached civilization, I might turn it down…Okay probably not, but I’d definitely ask what was in it before I accepted…